Freddy Ghostpaw
Freddy has only one goal in mind. To win the neighborhood’s scariest costume contest. The problem? That pesky Cattywise, who’s been the winner for 5 years running.
But this year it’s going to be different. Because this year Freddy’s been practicing. Instead of chasing balls or frisbees and being afraid of vacuum cleaners… he’s been following a drastic schedule:
– 8am: wake up and howl at the moon (even if it’s not visible).
– 9am: meditation to focus on his dark side.
– 10am: make-up class.
– 11am: horror mask workshop.
– 12pm: lunch.
– 2pm: gym session with claw stretching and discreet walking.
– 5pm: relaxation session with scary music.
– 6pm: taking care of your sweetheart all evening to make her happy.
Yes, it’s a full-time investment. But hey, you don’t get the best suit, and you don’t earn your weight in ham by being an amateur.
